Funny quotes

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age”.
-  Lucille Ball

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-  Douglas Adams.

“Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. “
-  Woody Allen

“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."”
-  Jerry Seinfeld

“He who laughs most, learns best.”
-  John Cleese

“We don't stop laughing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop laughing”
-  Michael Pritchard

"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
- Peter Ustinov 

A Selection of Comedy Links

(Seek parental permission if under eighteen years)

www.cleanjoke.com

www.basicjokes.com
www.comedyfestival.com.au

www.comedydownunder.com
www.hahaha.com

www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow
www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno
www.thecomedychannel.com.au
www.abc.net.au/tv/enoughrope
www.bluedonut.com/100jokes.htm
www.thejohncleese.com
www.comedycentral.com
www.amusingquotes.com
www.saidwhat.co.uk

www.rickygervais.com